Today was my first day of school and I learned a few life lessons.
1. Being late to class is fine, as long as you get lucky and have a professor who is also late!
2. Those annoying kids from school that always talk about things no one cares about? Yeah they don't grow out of it. Ever.
3. When you're on time, city buses WILL be late. When you're even a minute late, buses will be right on time.
4. BRING FOOD. So you don't have to buy overpriced clam chowder and then not finish it and have to throw it away and waste it.
5. People sometimes STINK. Like cigarettes or B.O.
6. Have a strange fear of public restrooms? Use the shady one over by the creepy carousel place! It'll most likely be empty. A little gross....but empty!
7. When waiting for the bus, if a snazzily dressed man rolls up in an SUV asking if you need a "taxi," don't go with him. I don't care if he actually is a taxi or not...either way it's shady as hell!
1. Being late to class is fine, as long as you get lucky and have a professor who is also late!
2. Those annoying kids from school that always talk about things no one cares about? Yeah they don't grow out of it. Ever.
3. When you're on time, city buses WILL be late. When you're even a minute late, buses will be right on time.
4. BRING FOOD. So you don't have to buy overpriced clam chowder and then not finish it and have to throw it away and waste it.
5. People sometimes STINK. Like cigarettes or B.O.
6. Have a strange fear of public restrooms? Use the shady one over by the creepy carousel place! It'll most likely be empty. A little gross....but empty!
7. When waiting for the bus, if a snazzily dressed man rolls up in an SUV asking if you need a "taxi," don't go with him. I don't care if he actually is a taxi or not...either way it's shady as hell!
