To remedy this problem, I'll make up a story for you!
Once upon a time there was a brave hero named Kentie. He had magical powers that were used to defend the earth from evil. Whether it be in the form of crime, other illegal stuff, demons, or worse, math. But for these powers to be used, they needed to be fueled by special snacks. One day, Kentie realized his powers were running low. He needed to get some snacks fast, but had to be careful not to be attacked in his weak state along the way.
For protection, Kentie met up with his companion Liggie in the Lair of Perviness. And together they made the long journey to retrieve more snacks. At first, things were going smoothly. But right as Kentie was about to obtain his power source, he was knocked out of the way by a big ol grody monster!
"Out of the way, motherfucker!" the monster said in a strangely calm way. But This didn't stop out heros. Liggie used her huge belly to bump the monster out of the way. The squishy belly's power made him go flying through the air, until he was out of sight.
Finally the snacks were able to be eaten, and Kentie regained his power! All was well again.
THE END
That actually ended up being a partially true story. You can decide which parts are true.
